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@angiemax711 oh I totally realize Iβm full of crap
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The average woman has lipstick or lipgloss or mascara in their purse.
I carry hot sauce. Always.
I carry hot sauce. Always.
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Fart in a room and someoneβs bound to come in
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And in the mornin Iβm makin waffles!
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Hi Iβm drunk at target
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Oh, Iβd be delighted to share that recipe with you!
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What man with any dignity has a mullet in the first place and gives it a perm ? Jesus christ.
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This guy just gave me his VIN for a new car and said x like exit. I had to think about it for a minute.
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Animal control, please hurry. Bring biscuits and gravy to lure her into the truck. jfc twitter.com/RealJamesWoodsβ¦
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Look at those little legs
: retrieverpuppies (IG) pic.twitter.com/tAtl58h3HM
: retrieverpuppies (IG) pic.twitter.com/tAtl58h3HM
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
