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Eloise
@EllChadwick
Every morning when me and baby dads have our morning cuddles bump decides to try and kick Daddy, she has no chill
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
I have a really bad craving for pickled onions
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
Went abit crazy yesterday buying newborn baby clothes, until reality hit me that I might have a chunky baby as I was a 9pound baby
Eloise
@EllChadwick
If my dad had it his way I would be single forever
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
I wish boys could be more like McDonald's breakfast
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
My mum kills me pic.twitter.com/rQxkHn99Hh
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
After every night out pic.twitter.com/SrzvNzIZ5p
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
How can anyone be a "morning person"
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
@xdaniellechad @StevoTheMadMan Don't, he kills me when he put his daughters tooth in his gap he was looking like nanny McPhee
Eloise
@EllChadwick
It's a snap from my sis it's only a close up of her fucking tit cos shes had her nip pierced feel sorry for the old woman stood behind me
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Eloise
@EllChadwick
I'm such a bitch when I'm tired and deprived of sleep, all I wanna do is NAP
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
