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Lady Irvine
@elle_nic_woods
@chiomabayo Thatβs who you call in a bind.
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Lady Irvine
@Elle_Nic_Woods
@itsallbollocks Did they think you were giving raspberries a blowjob?
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Lady Irvine
@Elle_Nic_Woods
Him: I love you.
Me: Babe, do you still love me?
Me: Babe, do you still love me?
Lady Irvine
@Elle_Nic_Woods
Listen... no butthole means no butthole. @EmmyStar79 @permanentpenis I love it when the TL lines up like this. pic.twitter.com/hDvN4pr3qj
Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
@KateMcLoughney Whoops.
Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
Men,
Having grey in your beard is hot af.
PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE.
Thanks
Having grey in your beard is hot af.
PLEASE LEAVE IT ALONE.
Thanks
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Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
You've had your whole life to accumulate your traumas, you can't fix them in an instant. Be patient and accept that it is a process.
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Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
If your SO is a mom, do the right thing today and put her in her place by giving her a good tongue lashing.
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Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
Last night:
Me: We just wont tell my therapist about this, okay?
Me: We just wont tell my therapist about this, okay?
Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
Happy Birthday, beautiful! @afiercemind
I'm grateful every single day to have you in my life.
My love for yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
I'm grateful every single day to have you in my life.
My love for yoβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Saint Nic
@Elle_Nic_Woods
Twitter in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/0MIEGh2Pzt
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
