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ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
every Valentine’s Day, my partner and I express our love the most romantic way possible. pretending Valentine’s Day doesn’t exist
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ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
ohhhh so THAT’S what Emily’s been up to for 3 seasons ️ !!! Genius. | headline by @ElyKreimendahl pic.twitter.com/k783ePPquk
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ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
like if I could successfully navigate this without breaking down I would not need adhd medication
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
the “I love my dog so much ” to furiously googling “how long do goldendoodles live” pipeline
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
someone needs to fix the problem of being exhausted all day and then 12am rolls around and you’re like , hence p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
Heeeeeey who else’s thanksgiving was covid-canceled YET AGAIN?!?! ruined holiday depression hive RISE UP
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
me: I should really stop poisoning myself with so much melatonin
my brain: but not tonight
me: but not tonight
my brain: but not tonight
me: but not tonight
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ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
first episode drops this Tuesday 9/6!with freakin @AmandaSeyfried if you can believe?!?!?!? TUNE IN pic.twitter.com/NuFCBIy0Qi
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ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
if you wanna know what kind of parent I am, I responded with “that’s so sweet honey. I’d do the same with your head ” and then we snuggled
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
yah I code switch. when I text my young friends I’m like and when I text my peers im like
ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl
no one loved a playboy bunny more than a nerdy white girl in her summer Umbros
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
