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la bruja sagitario
@Emylastrange
There I go again giving bath and body works more of my money
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la bruja sagitario
@Emylastrange
Friend: are you alive? just text back yes or no I havenβt heard from you in like a decade
Sagittarius: no
Sagittarius: no
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la bruja sagitario
@Emylastrange
Just had to let my family know that my birthday is up next and I accept cash
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la bruja sagitario
@Emylastrange
Thank you to this beautiful full moon & thank you to the universe
la bruja sagitario
@Emylastrange
i need to find a girl that can squirt so i can fry my chicken in it
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La Fawnduh
@Emylastrange
On God, I am NEVER dating a water sign again for as long as I live. yall can keep that
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Hashslingingslasher
@Emylastrange
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Hashslingingslasher
@Emylastrange
Just paid my bills spare change
Hashslingingslasher
@Emylastrange
Hashslingingslasher
@Emylastrange
i needa βbitch Iβm coming overβ ass friend
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Hashslingingslasher
@Emylastrange
Tickle Tickle pic.twitter.com/2uYlQrpycN
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
