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Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
So, Twitter, when do you actually start using all the ads I don’t like to “make my timeline better?” Inquiring minds wanna know...
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Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
I love when autocorrect meets my tendency to make up words. Apparently “thighsicles” is supposed to be “ thighs iCloud.” LMFAO
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Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#StrangeThingsToInsure Coprolites (Fossilized )
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#CommercialsIWouldWatch Metta World Peace endorsing actual world peace
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#ShareYourFavoriteLyrics
I'm living out my dreams like every night
I my life
But when I open up my blurry
It's not as nice
F my life
I'm living out my dreams like every night
I my life
But when I open up my blurry
It's not as nice
F my life
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#ItsTimeToGoWhen The DJ puts on "In-a-Gadda-da-Vida" so he can spend 17 minutes in the john
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#JustRuinATvShow Flip Off Or Flop
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Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#WhenTheAsteroidHits Washington D.C., it'll be messy... splatters. Damn politicians.
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#FuckOffIn5WordsOrLess Eat me raw with a Flavr Straw (And while we're at it, word limits)
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#WhenTheAsteroidHits We'll all have roid rage
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#FakeSexyNews Guys: To delay orgasm, picture her trying this pic.twitter.com/vdO81XYXqc
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
