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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
@DucreauxJoseph @JimmyLevendia fanfic Christianity, chock full of pious Mary Sues in starring roles.
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
The collie is a suck-up teacher’s pet, who pointedly lies gracefully down like “Me, bark? Well I never.”
Different breeds.
Different breeds.
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
@FormerlyFormer yup. the hearts are stupid. a would make much more sense.
KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
Back to the mooses. Frisky girl moose who started the whole standoff has done sashayed off like “Nope. Neither one of you losers.”.
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
The real champion.. pic.twitter.com/oEt69t91zp
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
@Pedantrynmotion No offense guys. I like y’all and everything - think you’re grand.
That doesn’t translate… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
That doesn’t translate… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
As always, take this as the anecdotal info it is - I neither make nor intend it as some definitive claim/study.
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
hmm, didn't realize that paint brushes and rollers were gendered / that one was more macho
guess that make me b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
guess that make me b… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
Trying to think - I believe about 3 iterations of “I insist” vs “I refuse” is de riguer.
It’s a weird ritual, but we do it still.
It’s a weird ritual, but we do it still.
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
I genuinely *like* young folks.
I just don’t try to be one.
Try it, oldies - it works.
I just don’t try to be one.
Try it, oldies - it works.
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KeepCalmAndDrawl
@FormerlyFormer
@CBSmith45987619 Both of us KNOW we’re freaking exaggerating. That’s the game, dummies.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
