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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
What if I came back to Twitter??? JK.....unless
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
This pic of bee playing violin go so hard
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
me:
cop: sex?
me: *frustrated*
cop: itβs sex???
me: NO
cop: I give up
me: AAARGH Mikeβs been shot
cop: sex?
me: *frustrated*
cop: itβs sex???
me: NO
cop: I give up
me: AAARGH Mikeβs been shot
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
For sale: Baby coffin, never used
(The baby lived )
(The baby lived )
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
The size of my 1yos mouth when screaming/crying:
βββββββββββββ
When eating:
ββ
βββββββββββββ
When eating:
ββ
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
. Is everything ok
Yes Noβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Yes Noβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
me: *sliding note*
___________________
| please |
| do you like me |
| |
|β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
___________________
| please |
| do you like me |
| |
|β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
me: *sliding note*
___________________
| please |
| do you like me |
| |
|β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
___________________
| please |
| do you like me |
| |
|β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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ttaMing Fred Savage
@FredTaming
Me: [says joke, witty, observational, clever]
Wife:
Me: [falls down flight of stairs, bruised, broken, bleeding]
Wife:
Wife:
Me: [falls down flight of stairs, bruised, broken, bleeding]
Wife:
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Taming Fred Sausage
@FredTaming
DUCK: *quack-quack*
MOCK DUCK: *QuAcK-qUaCk*
MOCK DUCK: *QuAcK-qUaCk*
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Taming Fred Savage
@FredTaming
Emojis Emo Gs
Drake
Kid Cudi
Yeezy
Drake
Kid Cudi
Yeezy
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
