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Magically Delicious π¦
@Free_Spirit_713
Good Morning Everyone, except those that had sex, Iβm jealous
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My idea of βbeating your faceβ differs from most women
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I must be getting sick because Iβm not horny
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@Free_Spirit_713
@EroAngel2 Iβd totally let you touch my butt nβ stuff
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@Free_Spirit_713
βDrop it like itβs hotβ is all fun and games until you accidentally drop your pizza rolls because theyβre too hot
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@Free_Spirit_713
Is the urge to masturbate strong enough for me to get out of bed and go get my vibrator out of the bathroom?
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@Free_Spirit_713
Ways to Train a Man:
Give him a beer after he makes you orgasm...
Itβs a treat for ringing your bell
Give him a beer after he makes you orgasm...
Itβs a treat for ringing your bell
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Whenever Iβm feeling down I grab my and remind myself how fucking powerful I am
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@Free_Spirit_713
Nothing is scarier than almost hitting a huge fuckin deer while going 78 mph on the highway
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@Free_Spirit_713
Ordering lunch online is cheap and easy...
Like me
Just kidding, please donβt DM me
Like me
Just kidding, please donβt DM me
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@Free_Spirit_713
If she swallows your cum, sheβs probably the One
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
