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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
H: What do you call a Scotch aged only 4 years?
M: Bourbon?
H:
M:
H: Here, have a double of 18 yr old single malt Glenlivet. Neat.
M: Ty
M: Bourbon?
H:
M:
H: Here, have a double of 18 yr old single malt Glenlivet. Neat.
M: Ty
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
If it becomes a chore, let it go. There's already enough in this world that'll suck the life right out of you.
Inspirational shit
Inspirational shit
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
I wish I loved anything as much as old
people love getting their 5% discount
at the grocery store on Seniors' Day
people love getting their 5% discount
at the grocery store on Seniors' Day
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
If your dog doesn't have a doggy cupcake on their birthday, did they really have a birthday pic.twitter.com/TT8wTs2fNZ
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
Just relax and close your eyes
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
Who made six dozen brownie bites last night? Mmmm hmm. Yours truly.
*looks forward to all the brownie points to come at 11's class party
*looks forward to all the brownie points to come at 11's class party
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
We are all assholes at some point in our life
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
Oh DAMN! I didn't know THAT's the face that comes along with that belly. WOOF!
You been holdin out!
You been holdin out!
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Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
Merry Christmas, Pervs and Degenerates
Oh Ms. Sandra
@FrizerkaSandra
It may seem appealing to re-create the passion you once had because you already know the territory.
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fakhright
@fakhright
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