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Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
Some ladies are very poor in romance you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife
Retweet of status by @MIKEJRCarter1
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Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
If a girl start to post bible verses just know she have missed her period
Retweet of status by @ebunjasper96
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Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
Since I stopped buying Biscuits for my neighbors children, they donβt greet me again.
Na broke I broke I no kill person
Na broke I broke I no kill person
Retweet of status by @Cutewalter_
Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
That awkward moment when someone said something you didn't hear, so you just smile and later realised it requires an answer
Retweet of status by @_anasssss
Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
Once a guy buys a car. BOOM!! automatically girls turn to beans, they will be like
BABY COME AND PICK ME
BABY COME AND PICK ME
Retweet of status by @Slimkidobinna
Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
There's always a friend that doesn't know how to talk to ladies but can hype them for you
Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
I know my Nigerians can never allow this old woman stand pic.twitter.com/hqI55v8gmX
Retweet of status by @D__Primus
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Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and a strange person opens the door.
You: EEH
The person: AAH
You: EEH
The person: AAH
Retweet of status by @Ohloowatoscene
Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
Need a modelling agency. Please help
@danielmarven pic.twitter.com/tM2KPZyG9G
@danielmarven pic.twitter.com/tM2KPZyG9G
Retweet of status by @ZKolisang
Dah illegal guy
@FunmbiE
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
