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Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
I can eat quesadillas for the rest of my life and be happy,
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Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
I swear I just pee'd for like 5 minutes straight
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Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
Someone teach me how to makeup, my eyebag game is TOO strong lol
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
Mi nena hermosa pic.twitter.com/5hWaHXlsyW
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
Lol, forever using my friends ID to get into 21 & up places
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
Me rn, but I gotta go to work pic.twitter.com/8XbcRm2wkL
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
Dude, I know my body so well. Not even mad
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Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
I feel if you can get me a fake social then you should be able to get me a fake ID, just saying
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
"@iMOTlVATE: Dream birthday cake pic.twitter.com/DolpSC2vIs" 10x better than real cake. Not bc it's healthy, just bc I don't like cake lol
Jessβ
@GarciaSegovia13
The big baby Robert brought to work today pic.twitter.com/OB3m4ocMzR
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
