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Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
3. I love Punjabis because of their large heartedness and ever ready to help.
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Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
The oldest computer was used by Adam and Eve!
It was called Apple.
Had very low memory- just one byte.
Then everything crashed!!
It was called Apple.
Had very low memory- just one byte.
Then everything crashed!!
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Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
Interviewer: your strengths?
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
Interviewer : Example?
Guy *Takes out phone* :
See, 2% battery, still calm
Guy: I don't panic under pressure.
Interviewer : Example?
Guy *Takes out phone* :
See, 2% battery, still calm
Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
My super healthy lunch reminds me of the #tricolor #tiranga
Feeling patriotic! pic.twitter.com/b9OR6ckdLg
Feeling patriotic! pic.twitter.com/b9OR6ckdLg
Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
When a brother can't take no for an answer pic.twitter.com/wqm474YaN2
Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
*Webqoof -*
*"A webqoof is one who believes every word or information on the internet & Social Media is true..."*
*"A webqoof is one who believes every word or information on the internet & Social Media is true..."*
Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
Sometimes you are content because of what you have and other times you are content because of what you lack in expectation
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Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
'Snaccident'
Yes @Gauribee you are prone to snaccidents.... take care pic.twitter.com/de2ryCizLR
Yes @Gauribee you are prone to snaccidents.... take care pic.twitter.com/de2ryCizLR
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Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
People see what they want to see,
Hear what they want to hear,
Believe what they want to believe,
So be what you want to be;
It's easier
Hear what they want to hear,
Believe what they want to believe,
So be what you want to be;
It's easier
Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
A warning sign board by highway patrol police in PUNJAB:
"Kutta
Majj
te Sohni Janani
Tinno accident di pakki nishani"
Burraaahhh!
"Kutta
Majj
te Sohni Janani
Tinno accident di pakki nishani"
Burraaahhh!
Lady Gagu
@Gauribee
This is for @Gauribee pic.twitter.com/vfVAKVNE92
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
