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Maxime
@GroenMaxime
οΈing out from Twitter for awhile (even though my pun repertoire is sure to take a hit)
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Maxime
@GroenMaxime
They called two different Jimmy Johns and merged the calls pic.twitter.com/EEeiTkutRd
Retweet of status by @ItsTheJokers
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Maxime
@GroenMaxime
I have to call AAA so often, I swear I have their menu and my 16-digit ID memorized
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
Dancing 10 feet away from Alex Rodriguez was pretty cool, thanks Chicago
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
Who needs Brad and Angelina when there's a relationship like @MommaBono and @CMUCoachBono
Retweet of status by @sophia_menzo
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
Relationship goals include learning how to do the Dirty Dancing lift
Retweet of status by @maddidebene
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
Is no one else as upset as I am about no apartments in Mt. P having recycling? #Loveyourchildrensearth
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Maxime
@GroenMaxime
Even across the country, @Destiny_Love18 picks out my Welcome Weekend outfits due to my fashion impairment
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
Could brag about my lil for dayzzzzz and I will so glad I got to spend your bday with you @GroenMaxime pic.twitter.com/2bHRrv2kaZ
Retweet of status by @hannahmetevia
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
I may not be in a relationship this Valentine's Day but that doesn't mean I'm not full of love for everyone I know
Maxime
@GroenMaxime
@yungbeerz I already exist, yo
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
