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gurman
@GurmanMattu
Why is beer never served at math parties?
Because you can't drink and DERIVE
Because you can't drink and DERIVE
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gurman
@GurmanMattu
"Why vape when you can calculate?"
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gurman
@GurmanMattu
THE BEST JOKE EVER:
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
gurman
@GurmanMattu
I feel like such a bad bitch rn
gurman
@GurmanMattu
@montsealvarez_ they're hella weird and gross
gurman
@GurmanMattu
I'm so sarcastic that I feel that sometimes people actually take me serious when I say some dumb shit
Retweet of status by @KeilaGuadiana
gurman
@GurmanMattu
Why do I even have a backpack, my eye bags could probably hold all my books
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gurman
@GurmanMattu
RT if this annoys you pic.twitter.com/n4ER8KFjbO
Retweet of status by @OCDthings
gurman
@GurmanMattu
PLZ HELP US NOT TAKE A FINAL pic.twitter.com/dr0xHFDHPM
Retweet of status by @sienafaselt
gurman
@GurmanMattu
People need to stop hating on Kylie Jenner. If she feels confident about the way she looks, don't bully her into feeling insecure
gurman
@GurmanMattu
β@hannah_yall: "Your password is weak"
You're the weak one
And you'll never know love
Or friendship
And I feel sorry for youβ
You're the weak one
And you'll never know love
Or friendship
And I feel sorry for youβ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
