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Taofeek Oseni @HEAD_MASTA
My future wife is somewhere right now, reading her bible/Quran,resting after a day's job and happy she's keeping her virginity... for me
03 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My future wife is somewhere right now, reading her bible/Quran,resting after a day's job and happy she's keeping her virginity... for me πŸ™‚

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A girl made me her #MCM today and deleted the post after 15 minutes. It's not like I'm pained but I JUST WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHY!!!
03 Apr 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote A girl made me her #MCM today and deleted the post after 15 minutes. It's not like I'm pained but I JUST WANNA FUCKING KNOW WHY!!! 😑
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The Moral of my story is that.. do not be a petty thief like Yinka.. now @officialEFCC will do nothing about it since it's not billions
Retweet of status by @thepamilerin
27 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Moral of my story is that.. do not be a petty thief like Yinka.. now @officialEFCC will do nothing about it 😑 since it's not billions
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A driver lost his job dix morning cos he refused to stop for his oga to ease himself on 3rd Mainland bridge until d man piss for body.
Retweet of status by @MrParole
28 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote A driver lost his job dix morning cos he refused to stop for his oga to ease himself on 3rd Mainland bridge until d man piss for body. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Soji is in pain.. even the ColdStone ice cream I bought for him.. he allowed it to waste.. but I drank my thing where will he start from
Retweet of status by @thepamilerin
27 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Soji is in pain.. even the ColdStone ice cream I bought for him.. he allowed it to waste.. but I drank my thing 🚢🏽where will he start from
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Growing up, Daddy was d man who impregnated your mother to give birth to you'

Fast forward to 2016

Daddy is the guy giving you preeq
Retweet of status by @thepamilerin
22 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Growing up, Daddy was d man who impregnated your mother to give birth to you' Fast forward to 2016 Daddy is the guy giving you preeq 😩
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Dear future wife, you won't die young but if you're eventually gonna die, Na enjoyment go kill you
21 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear future wife, you won't die young but if you're eventually gonna die, Na enjoyment go kill you πŸ€—
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Taofeek Oseni @HEAD_MASTA
If you're backing this Hazard > Giggs campaign , do like this so I can block your ignorant ass ... you know shit about football!!
Retweet of status by @fabolous3d
21 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you're backing this Hazard > Giggs campaign , do like this πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ so I can block your ignorant ass ... you know shit about football!!
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They said if you work in Lekki and dress corporate, you will attract Sugar mommies. Today makes it 3 months. I'm wearing sandal tomorrow
20 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote They said if you work in Lekki and dress corporate, you will attract Sugar mommies. Today makes it 3 months. I'm wearing sandal tomorrow πŸ˜’
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Ultimately, we stuck with De Gea when he couldn’t catch a , and we were justified. I’ve faith in Pogba. His fee doesn’t interest me. #MUFC
Retweet of status by @_Rob_B
15 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ultimately, we stuck with De Gea when he couldn’t catch a ⚽️, and we were justified. I’ve faith in Pogba. His fee doesn’t interest me. #MUFC
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Taofeek Oseni @HEAD_MASTA
You ever be so broke that you ask the price of somethin & be like
"I'ma come back later & get it" but you know you ain't coming back?
Retweet of status by @Ella_mayree
08 Mar 17 copy & paste +upvote -downvote You ever be so broke that you ask the price of somethin & be like "I'ma come back later & get it" but you know you ain't coming back?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

...but wait! There's more!

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fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™Š
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