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Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
Are you allowed to wear makeup and a dead ferret on your head for a mugshot?
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Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
Please let there be a slow speed chase down the first fairway in golf carts
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Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
BRITTNEY GRINER IS COMING HOME.
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
When the owner of a social media site doesnβt what data harvesting means, it might not be the best place to run.β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @NoturAverageDC
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
@DeathMetalV @BagdMilkSoWhat @RudyGiuliani I think Iβm the only person he hasnβt blocked.
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
I suspect Herschel Walker sent a dozen roses to Kanye today.
Retweet of status by @jadedcreative
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
@BagdMilkSoWhat Iβm surprised Kimberley didnβt try dancing to calm them down
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Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
@NotHoodlum If he's not careful, he might just give himself a heart attack
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
@RonFilipkowski So I almost got as many votes as Mark McCloskey? Cool.
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
@rlatham123 @LV_doeshair I think most of us made 'beep, beep, beep' sounds in our heads when he was backing in there
Hamish Mitchell
@H_MitchellPhoto
@TG22110 TG, I woke up to your tweet and this guy sleeping outside my window. Itβs been a very confusing morning pic.twitter.com/hxMlfSljCk
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
