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Hoarding Enabler
@HoardingEnabler
Goodnight twit
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@HoardingEnabler
Champagne cork wire makes an ideal and inexpensive walker for small, elderly frogs.
Retweet of status by @lordratsquirt
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@HoardingEnabler
i've set the predator clicking noise as my ringtone. i think i have a crush
Retweet of status by @o_0_______
Hoarding Enabler
@HoardingEnabler
[walmart]
GREETER: hello
ME: [leans in close] what's the cheapest toilet paper you got
GREETER: i don't know offhand
ME: you're disgusting
GREETER: hello
ME: [leans in close] what's the cheapest toilet paper you got
GREETER: i don't know offhand
ME: you're disgusting
Retweet of status by @Chumpstring
Hoarding Enabler
@HoardingEnabler
Only I could get hopelessly lost in the town that I live in because my phone died and I missed my bus stop.
Hoarding Enabler
@HoardingEnabler
My birthday is next week.
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@HoardingEnabler
Here's that Anderson eyeroll in sloooow motion #COMEY you're welcome pic.twitter.com/kWpg4BDMvT
Retweet of status by @jameswest2010
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@HoardingEnabler
I always have great ideas like that. Make friends with doctors. Tech people. Chemists. So far nothing.
Hoarding Enabler
@HoardingEnabler
OH. MY FUCKING. GOD.
Hoarding Enabler
@HoardingEnabler
I tried doing this in real life and I got fired
Retweet of status by @geekysteven
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@HoardingEnabler
It's not funny.
[calypso sounds]
[calypso sounds]
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
