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Percival
@ISmellLovely
This is what we need right now to brighten things up... OAP Hungry Hippos! pic.twitter.com/CT7D362yiO
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Sir Percival
@ISmellLovely
There are two types of people in the world pic.twitter.com/vY0vVSx5s2
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Sir Percival
@ISmellLovely
@Mcon_6791_ Oh, I'm not quite that old, but obvs I LOOK FABULOUS
Sir Percival
@ISmellLovely
I've just called a tune a BANGER.
I've turned into my nephew.
I've turned into my nephew.
Sir Percival
@ISmellLovely
I'm on the gin so fuck the lot of you.
Sir Percival
@ISmellLovely
Percival
@ISmellLovely
Just another day at the office... pic.twitter.com/WKPjyepOQV
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Percival
@ISmellLovely
@crapolatombola I you
And do not say anything negative about yourself
And do not say anything negative about yourself
Percival
@ISmellLovely
I just witnessed an Audi A7 get a jolly good shunting.
I just made a big OOOOH noise.
I am on the bus
I just made a big OOOOH noise.
I am on the bus
O Little Town of Percivalem
@ISmellLovely
Chorizo pigs in blankets....
Percival
@ISmellLovely
1) fry up for tea
2) long hot shower
3) clean jamas
4) clean sheets
5) hot tea
6) new candles
7) bake off
2) long hot shower
3) clean jamas
4) clean sheets
5) hot tea
6) new candles
7) bake off
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
