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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
You know you have failed as a girlfriend when you fail to give your man head just because he hasn't bathed for 2 days
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
I will be naming my daughter 'Pregnant'' so when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am Pregnant.
*case Close
Guy: Hi, am Stanley
Her: Hi, am Pregnant.
*case Close
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
Why does cooking take like 5 hours? Eating like 6 seconds? And washing plates takes like seven days and seven nights?
I mean guys why
I mean guys why
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
If your boyfriend can cook, please stick with him!! or I’ll snatch
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
Sometimes all a lady need is money.
The Good Sex can wait.
How can you moan on an empty stomach?
I mean how?
The Good Sex can wait.
How can you moan on an empty stomach?
I mean how?
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
guys always wants to rip off your pants when you kiss them. why can’t kiss stay kiss and nothing more
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
Power up your intelligence. Hit that creativity button..
Good morning fellows
Good morning fellows
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
Bitter Reality
"Women fuck who they want. Men fuck who they can."
"Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can."
"Women fuck who they want. Men fuck who they can."
"Men marry who they want. Women marry who they can."
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
The rainy season is already here .
You know what you need. right?
You know what you need. right?
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
Manchester United is like I Phone 4in 2018.. Just Useless
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Ƙåy ᖇåy ✪
@IamKayRay
If you date a guy for 4yrs and he wakes up one day and says he doesn't want to date you again, My sister carry yo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
