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Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
The dog is so pi***ed off at me right now, I can’t help it because the heavens opened and it’s pouring down with rain
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Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
My mate is a concert violinist, he believes in exercise, consequently, he is fit as a fiddle.
Morning all
Morning all
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Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
How many men does it take to open a beer bottle?
None It should be open when she brings it to you..
G’night all
Allons-y
None It should be open when she brings it to you..
G’night all
Allons-y
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
Back home from cinema
Insidious - don’t bother ..
G’night all
Allons-y
Insidious - don’t bother ..
G’night all
Allons-y
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
Never invest in funerals, it’s a dying industry.
G’night all
Allons-y
G’night all
Allons-y
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
#AquaticaOrlando was a great day
I smell of chlorine and slightly sunburnt..
I’m Tired so I’m off to bed ..
G’night all
Allons-y
I smell of chlorine and slightly sunburnt..
I’m Tired so I’m off to bed ..
G’night all
Allons-y
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand
G’night all
Allons-y
G’night all
Allons-y
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Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
@steNconnolly @jamesconlon2 thought it could have been O2 affected
Oh well bugger it - I betta get back to work
Catch u guys later
Oh well bugger it - I betta get back to work
Catch u guys later
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
G’night all
Allons-y
G’night all
Allons-y
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
Morning all
The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
Morning all
Ian Gibbon
@Ian_RG
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy?
None - because they were all redskins.
G’night all
Allons-y
None - because they were all redskins.
G’night all
Allons-y
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
