WhatIfBarackOrHillaryDidIt (IfBarack)

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So according to the GOP, the three biggest issues affecting everyday Americans are:

Getting canceled on Twitter… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Since it worked for George Santos, I'm announcing my candidacy for Congress.

My resume includes:

I recently cu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Trump conspiracy theorist pillow guy served a warrant at a fast-food restaurant

Old southern white guy Senato… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

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Media: “Biden's speech was divisive and not what the country needs!”

Trump last night: “Joe Biden is an enemy of the people!”

Media:

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When Republicans get mad about the Trump FBI raid, we are supposed to:

Say “fuck your feelings”
Make a “Lock H… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Dems:
Background Checks
Red Flag Laws
Ban On Assault Weapons
Remove Gun Manufacturer Immunity
No Ghost G… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

The GOP's wet dream for America is:

Forced childbirth
No gay people existing
Everyone not white, getting the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Extinct animals:

Dodo 🦤
Great Auk
Tasmanian Tiger
Sane Republican

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