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cleopatra
@ImCertified_
Since McDonalds fired me the secret to the Mac sauce is mayonnaise mustard and ketchup
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cleopatra
@ImCertified_
Females who get you hard and blue balls you ain't shit
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cleopatra
@ImCertified_
Take care of your skin. Take care of your hair. Take care of your nails. Take care of your teeth. Your temple is a gift
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cleopatra
@ImCertified_
im low key an asshole
cleopatra
@ImCertified_
if a female makes you moan during sex, she owns your soul bro.
Retweet of status by @fvckmulan
cleopatra
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someone told me their first impression of me was that i seem like im real
cleopatra
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@Adolf_Domo you weird
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cleopatra
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i have a serious obsession with booty
cleopatra
@ImCertified_
OH MY GOD BEEEYYYYYYYYY pic.twitter.com/nCAe3C6bzM
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cleopatra
@ImCertified_
When I get a gf pic.twitter.com/JhOcVGBiEL
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cleopatra
@ImCertified_
Drake snapped on meek
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
