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Suraj
@IronicSalt
*Me*
Plugs in headphones ,
Opens falana dhimkana app...forget to play music .
*half an hour later *
Why am I wearing headphones?
Plugs in headphones ,
Opens falana dhimkana app...forget to play music .
*half an hour later *
Why am I wearing headphones?
Retweet of status by @joey_babu
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Suraj
@IronicSalt
Life is complete mess these days
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Suraj
@IronicSalt
Traffic + barish
Suraj ๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
You all have been giving CPR the wrong way... pic.twitter.com/rM8qPrJSKr
Retweet of status by @roooossshhiiiii
Suraj ๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
she: choke me
he: that turns u on??
she: no.. i wanna d!e
#HeSheStory
he: that turns u on??
she: no.. i wanna d!e
#HeSheStory
Retweet of status by @bhumika7677
Suraj ๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
Hood Niggas When They See A Ghost pic.twitter.com/Soa15gAvSC
Retweet of status by @lightskinmonte
Suraj ๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
Congratulations to all Fathers
#เคเคฐเฅเคเคตเคพเคฒเฅ เคญเฅ
who made Mother's Day possible.
#เคเคฐเฅเคเคตเคพเคฒเฅ เคญเฅ
who made Mother's Day possible.
Retweet of status by @munshi_jee
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Suraj ๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
Just found this totally inappropriate picture in my gallery.. rt if u understood.. watch pogo if u didnโt! โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @sheriff_eye
Suraj๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
Don't worry rohitians i'm coming to save Team India...im gonna burst clouds tomorrow pic.twitter.com/6hblEuZqXi
Retweet of status by @muskaan15_
Suraj๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
You become "adult" in this country only when you're allowed to travel alone by your parents.
#nevergonnahappen
#nevergonnahappen
Retweet of status by @ambertonic_
Suraj๐ฎ๐ณ
@IronicSalt
[at a railway station]
Girl: oye coolie!
Coolie: han bol na hottie
Girl: sale madarchod, oversmart mat ban chup chap samaan utha
Girl: oye coolie!
Coolie: han bol na hottie
Girl: sale madarchod, oversmart mat ban chup chap samaan utha
Retweet of status by @ulti_khopdi_
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
