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Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
My favorite bartender at my favorite dive bar always makes extra of my martini and leaves the shaker so I can refill myself
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Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
"What came faster...? Monday or your ex?" @jackieproblems
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Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
Champagne and blunts to make me not feel like an entire piece of garbage
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
Mother just got a condo at the Cape for a week starting the 23rd!! AHHH!!!!
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
Blair Waldorf taught me how to put white trash bitches in their place so well
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
I'm thinking fresh tomato basil pizza for breakfast in bed sounds like an amazing idea
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
I've finally become enough of an adult to admit, "I'd rather stay in my pj's than go out" and NOT feel bad about it
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Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
Nothing like getting a $50 tip on a $25 bill
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
I'd rather have my dog over a boyfriend anyway
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
I hate when people are mad at me
Irrational Brat
@IrrationalBrat
Wait. Crisis averted. I just accidentally turned off my wifi
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
