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Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
Somebody told me today my bbq ribs were as good as @FranklinBbq and thatβs probably the best compliment Iβve ever gotten
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Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
@rm_mrtn @davysee9too Someone say fort
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Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
Every time I see a video of Deep Ellum on Facebook or instagram pic.twitter.com/KA6CXdjznt
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
@alexawexalexa Make sure my boo is bundled up over there
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
Low key allergic to bananas, but Iβm a dangerous man and they stay poppin in my oatmeal
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
Apparently they want The Walking Dead to go on for 20 seasons nah b this is where IοΈ get off this train
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
Birthday coming up in a few weeks I like Tacos, scratch offs, and sugar free Monsters. I will accept any combination of those items
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Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
Spit for SWAY after trying to for YEARS... Just to prove anything is possible pic.twitter.com/YcZ4xyaJnQ
Retweet of status by @JustTheJuice
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
As much as I hate people I always find myself in positions where I have to talk to them... a lot
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
@davysee9too So... you tryin to marry a playa or what wussup #saveHanky2017
Jesus Martinez
@J_A_Martiinez
At car dealership bout to buy a car & Floyd Mayweather shows up & takes my sales guy & buys 2 But bumps my fist tells me im "a cool dude"
Retweet of status by @Zak_Bagans
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
