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Lrrr, Ruler of Omicron Persei 8
@J_badmon
18 months after Norm Macdonald was fired by NBC, he was invited back to host SNL. This was his monologue pic.twitter.com/m4RaWhpXP3
Retweet of status by @RonanReigns
14 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 18 months after Norm Macdonald was fired by NBC, he was invited back to host SNL. This was his monologue ๐ https://t.co/m4RaWhpXP3
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Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
Her: โWhat else do you have to offer besides dick?โ
Me: pic.twitter.com/mdzg1KM7HN
Me: pic.twitter.com/mdzg1KM7HN
Retweet of status by @2shifty_zach
14 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Her: โWhat else do you have to offer besides dick?โ ๐
Me: https://t.co/mdzg1KM7HN
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Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
White people at the party like โShawty know I k*ll people!! Real people!! โ I think youโve had too many of those white claws Tanner!
Retweet of status by @lilsasquatch66
05 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote White people at the party like โShawty know I k*ll people!! Real people!! ๐บ๐บ๐ผโ I think youโve had too many of those white claws Tanner! ๐๐
Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
HELL & BACK | NOV 1ST | IM BACK pic.twitter.com/OyTM3ynDoh
Retweet of status by @AziziGibson
21 Oct 19
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Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
He give me head when he bored I give him head when Iโm boredwe headboards
Retweet of status by @CutThroatBaby_
15 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote He give me head when he bored๐ I give him head when Iโm bored๐we headboards๐ญ๐
Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
All I got to lose is my erection
Retweet of status by @merlynwood
06 Oct 19
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Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
I miss 2013-14 Flatbush Zombies
03 Oct 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I miss 2013-14 Flatbush Zombies๐ค
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Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
I bet more men at gay pride have been responsible for a females orgasm twitter.com/ZeeZeeMooMoo/sโฆ
Retweet of status by @Mexican_cera
02 Sep 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I bet more men at gay pride have been responsible for a females orgasm๐คญ https://t.co/gJYPLhnKqD
Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
I Been Flexing So Hard And Buying The World Because Deep Down Iโm Hurt ......
Retweet of status by @LILUZIVERT
23 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I Been Flexing So Hard And Buying The World ๐ Because Deep Down Iโm Hurt ......
Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
#InternationalCatDay? Try #IntergalacticCatDay.
3,000 light-years from Earth, the Catโs Eye Nebula represents aโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
3,000 light-years from Earth, the Catโs Eye Nebula represents aโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
08 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote #InternationalCatDay? Try #IntergalacticCatDay. ๐ป
3,000 light-years from Earth, the Catโs Eye Nebula represents aโฆ https://t.co/YrXtcnovX0
Unemployed Macintosh
@J_badmon
iโll piss on myself before i let yโall piss me off pic.twitter.com/HKIBvkgZv0
Retweet of status by @audhubillah
03 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote iโll piss on myself before i let yโall piss me off ๐ฏ https://t.co/HKIBvkgZv0
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐