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Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
#WeWontWork if you can't drink more than me. I need a good drinking partner, not someone who can't hang.
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Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
If you put your number in your Twitter or Instagram bio, please go get yourself a glass of water because you scream thirsty!
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Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
Call me shallow, but I don't want a guy that drives a girly "good for the environment" kinda car, I want a truck driving man. That is all.
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
If you don't like Texas girls then something's wrong with you. We're the kitties titties.
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
I'm prepared to make this day my bitch. (With the help of amphetamines, of course)
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
I'm gonna marry that boy someday.
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
You probably shouldn't hang with me if you can't take tequila shots because I can take em like water.
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Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
@smackthatsass Thanks, now I'm craving sushi
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
@TheFLGent How bout you just come on over to Texas? Two can play this game
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
I just wanna be like look how shitty your friend is for hitting on me and look how amazing I am for turning him down! But I can't
Jack Daniels Doll
@JackDanielsDoll
I remember when I didn't have feelings. Ahh those were the days.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
