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Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
One great soul lost too early. #ManoharParrikar
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Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
I had been on airport for long hours but nothing romantic happened like that in movies.
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Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
When you get something in life, may be it is an answer for something you prayed earlier for
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
Q: How does a person ask for more eggs in Chennai?
A: Egmore
#sorry
A: Egmore
#sorry
Retweet of status by @Jamuntini
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
Everyone is soaked in love at this hour.
Some, in person.
Some, in memories.
Some, in person.
Some, in memories.
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
Your boss not being in the office gives the same amount of happiness as when your parents go out of town and you are home alone.
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
Hey @Jamuntini people are sending me screenshots of your matrimonial wali tweet and Iβm like wow I know her I know her. Itβs the best!
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Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
Stop having relationship problems with the people you're not in a relationship with.
#BestThingIReadToday
#BestThingIReadToday
Retweet of status by @chatterboxpb
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
[In the pub]
Robbers: Everybody listen up, don't move or you'll get shot.
Me: Yeaaah! Shots for everyone
Robbers:
Robbers: Everybody listen up, don't move or you'll get shot.
Me: Yeaaah! Shots for everyone
Robbers:
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
[At a wedding]
Relatives: Aur beta when are you getting married
Me: Naseeb accha ho toh kabhi nahi
Relatives: Aur beta when are you getting married
Me: Naseeb accha ho toh kabhi nahi
Non-Peshwa Mastani
@Jamuntini
Life is a manifestation of where you channel your energy. Cut off unwanted things and people who drain your energy.
Good Morning
Good Morning
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
