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If Working as a barista pays $22/hour but an oat milk latte is $6.50 (w/o tip), how soon will there be a general strike
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It’s kind of iconic to plagiarize an apology lmao black grad students won this one
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It’s so ugly out that even my most rascally friends are at home bored. Vibes are in the gutter right now
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Getting rid of racism will be good for our lives but bad for comedy, I’m already grieving
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If you’re black and your dog only bites white ppl, how do you respond
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some personal news: I have decided to become the type of adult who makes "cocktails" at home and has a home bar. Suggestions welcome
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Us: Abolition now!
Them: 3 orange cows
Us: abolition...NOW!
Them: democratic bows
Us: ABOLITION NOW!
Them: let’s dance, KAPOW!
Them: 3 orange cows
Us: abolition...NOW!
Them: democratic bows
Us: ABOLITION NOW!
Them: let’s dance, KAPOW!
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BOTTOMS FOR ABOLITION
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a groom lovingly helping his new wife touch up her makeup after their ceremony. 1991.
: “cleveland plain dealer”… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
: “cleveland plain dealer”… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @mayascade
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I know I’m 24 years late but THE QUEEN MUST PAY FOR MAKING DIANA SUFFER
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innate Contrarianism led me to Marxism and also being an Azealia banks fan
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
