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Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Took myself to the hardware store for National Boyfriend Day
Sometimes, you just gotta treat yourself
Sometimes, you just gotta treat yourself
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Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Not being an asshole has been paying off really well
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Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
You have to first believe in yourself before others will
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Cut my fingernails with a pocket knife and Iβm not sure if Iβve ever done anything more manly
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Me on the toilet:
I am never eating spicy Mexican food again
Me the next day:
Do you have habaΓ±ero salsa?
I am never eating spicy Mexican food again
Me the next day:
Do you have habaΓ±ero salsa?
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Tell me about your good news
I know you guys are working hard and making dreams come true!!
I know you guys are working hard and making dreams come true!!
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
New film out tonight, 5pm
Retweet of status by @mrjakerich
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Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
If I had extra money laying around, Iβd invest in weed, solar panels, and eco βplasticsβ
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
The best thing about being east of the rocky mountains are the fireflys!!!
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Just keep good people around you and life gets better
Jax Austin
@JaxAustin
Just had @ChickfilA for the first time today.
Itβs basically close to a In N Out, but for chicken.
Super tasty for fast food
Itβs basically close to a In N Out, but for chicken.
Super tasty for fast food
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
