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khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
Damn my mom just almost had to drag a bitch I forgot I was pregnant for about 30 seconds we were both bout to.
25 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Damn my mom just almost had to drag a bitch ππππ I forgot I was pregnant for about 30 seconds we were both bout to.
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khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
24 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'm so happy Jayde is having a baby, I've been telling her to for years π
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khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
I'M CRYING pic.twitter.com/QUlU5CZtQ8
Retweet of status by @loitersquvdvids
12 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I'M CRYING ππ https://t.co/QUlU5CZtQ8
khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
People I don't even know on Facebook are butt hurt cause I said I don't want kids at my baby shower
06 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People I don't even know on Facebook are butt hurt cause I said I don't want kids at my baby shower ππ
khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
ANY INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER : *looks at my stomach .. looks at my face* bitch my baby said hi too
06 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ANY INTERACTION WITH A STRANGER : *looks at my stomach .. looks at my face* π bitch my baby said hi too
khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
If you knew betta u would do betta.
Retweet of status by @TheRealZhiloh
03 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you knew betta u would do betta.β οΈ
khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
ain'tno trick or treatwe givin out trigger treatstoday da last day of OPPtoberwe puttin our maskson and turnin niggas 2 ghosts
Retweet of status by @BASEDJESUS
31 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ain'tπ«no trick or treatπ«ππ¬we givin out trigger treatsπ«π«π€today da last day of OPPtoberπwe puttin our masksπΊπΉon and turnin niggas 2 ghostsπ»π―
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khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
@_senyasweet not me
20 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @_senyasweet not me π
khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
Finally put all of our laundry away and cleaned up our room I feel so much better. I legit lost sleep over that shit
19 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finally put all of our laundry away and cleaned up our room I feel so much better. π€ I legit lost sleep over that shit π
khaleesi β¨
@Jaydekta
@Jaydekta @LiLSh33dy remember on Shepard when we switched spots and I told him not to slam on the brakes & my face was squished in the dash
Retweet of status by @TeddyMontanaa
14 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Jaydekta @LiLSh33dy remember on Shepard when we switched spots and I told him not to slam on the brakes & my face was squished in the dashπ
bleopatra β¨βοΈ
@Jaydekta
14 Sep 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I posted a pic of @Jaydekta ultra sound and this guy I used to talked to was like "your baby?" I said no he said "Thank the lord" π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ