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Jesse Thorn 🤷♂️ (he/him)
@JesseThorn
What if you had to choose between Andor and Nandor
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Jesse Thorn 🤷♂️
@JesseThorn
I’m from the hood and I live in the hood and I have never had a gun pointed at my head but hey I didn’t create… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Jesse Thorn 🤷♂️
@JesseThorn
Great to see you're still enjoying Wordle and doing so well.
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Jesse Thorn 🤷♂️
@JesseThorn
May your 2022 be as dank as this three-foot-long plunger I saw in a gas station bathroom. pic.twitter.com/XyJrFrdX1u
Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
Just a special shout-out to a medium-sized moving box full of books. That thing’s not going ANYWHERE!
Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
This heat wave is so hot I put an ice cube in my - well - ass!
Retweet of status by @TimKalpakis
Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
It fills my heart to keep seeing my @MaxFunHQ coworkers say nice things about each other on the internet.
They a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
Never too much by Luther sounds good. every. single. time. Every time. Timeless music.
Retweet of status by @Deborah_Cox
Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
Hank Aaron on how he wants to be remembered pic.twitter.com/HZf7srkC9k
Retweet of status by @BaseballQuotes1
Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
The doctor told my brother John that my dad bragged about us in hospice.
Jesse Thorn
@JesseThorn
Working on building my brand so I can get in on one of these celebrity embarrassments.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
