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Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
Feeling like shiz
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Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
โ@BestVlNES: When you're pissed and people won't leave you alone... vine.co/v/MnIH0B23JEqโ @Jesstheasian this was me as a kid..
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Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
I hate when they turn books into movies. It makes the books super trendy and then I don't want to read them anymore.
Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
Took over an hour to get from Columbia to Glen Burnie
Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
My parents dogs won't play with Brody @carlybmiller and @m_campbell91 need to come home
Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
โ@ktmyerss: Can I just give Jess and Adam their wedding present already โ yes, I give you permission to do so.
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Jess Eggroll
@Jesstheasian
I'm glad that the majority of the people I know don't follow me on twitter because they'd probably hate me if they did.
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
Next week I'm going to have Camden and I'm so excited because it'll be like having my own puppy
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
Adam likes to reach around the corner when he's on his toilet and take pictures of me on my toilet.
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
I should start working out since I want to do a 5k in the spring and I can't even run a half mile...buuuut...
I think I'll wait.
I think I'll wait.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
