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jesus j
@Jesusdelroses
This is me to my phone screen when @Jesusdelroses posts a selfie every half a century pic.twitter.com/O9DZQJWkeZ
Retweet of status by @HugoAndHuerta
22 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is me to my phone screen when @Jesusdelroses posts a selfie every half a centuryπ© https://t.co/O9DZQJWkeZ
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jesus j
@Jesusdelroses
sabrinas new song.... a white man is just not worth all of this
Retweet of status by @aesivanna
22 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote sabrinas new song.... a white man is just not worth all of thisπ
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jesus j
@Jesusdelroses
4.0 this 4.0 that, itβs time 4 yall to get some bitches
Retweet of status by @twatson_13
20 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 4.0 this 4.0 that, itβs time 4 yall to get some bitches π―
jesus j
@Jesusdelroses
he thought the lights were pretty but I thought he was prettier pic.twitter.com/JGqMJy0Pti
Retweet of status by @melanny_garcia4
20 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote he thought the lights were pretty but I thought he was prettier π©β https://t.co/JGqMJy0Pti
jesus j
@Jesusdelroses
normalize men peeing sitting down
06 Nov 20
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5β8 on a good day
@Jesusdelroses
Itβs almost 5pm and none of my girlfriends have posted about me
Feeling: Sad
Feeling: Sad
Retweet of status by @AaronGuys
03 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Itβs almost 5pm and none of my girlfriends have posted about me
Feeling: Sad π’
Jesus
@Jesusdelroses
1st day of spanish & i accidentally told the class i had 19 anuses instead of 19 years. professor was horrified
Retweet of status by @chossityy
27 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 1st day of spanish & i accidentally told the class i had 19 anuses instead of 19 years.π°π° professor was horrified
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Jesus
@Jesusdelroses
I need more UT friends
Retweet of status by @blakederron_
25 Aug 20
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Jesus Hernandez
@Jesusdelroses
first semester me thinking i was gonna be able to move away for college n live my best life:
Retweet of status by @laurdenae
06 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote first semester me thinking i was gonna be able to move away for college n live my best life: π€‘
Jesus Hernandez
@Jesusdelroses
UT: TL awake?
*Drops tuition bill*
UT: They are now
*Drops tuition bill*
UT: They are now
Retweet of status by @its_willy_
28 Jul 20
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*Drops tuition bill*
UT: They are now π
Jesus Hernandez
@Jesusdelroses
May she never find happiness if it ainβt wit me
Retweet of status by @777jorgeivan
20 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote May she never find happiness if it ainβt wit meπ―
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ
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