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jewbie
@JewbieDoo
I can't bring myself to trust a preacher who wears $1000 suits, a Rolex, and drives a Mercedes.
Retweet of status by @SmokeEater1978
23 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can't bring myself to trust a preacher who wears $1000 suits, a Rolex, and drives a Mercedes. ๐
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jewb
@JewbieDoo
No better feeling than realizing you wasted 3 years of your life and ended up in a job that you hate
17 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote No better feeling than realizing you wasted 3 years of your life and ended up in a job that you hate ๐
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18 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tip: Don't fucking interrupt a Doc that's reading an EKG
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02 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ProTip: Don't tell nurses to "calm down bitch" unless you really love leather & large catheters
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11 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Since ur child is sick, we'll put him on a BRAT diet for 12-24 hours"
Dad:"So he can't have fried chicken?
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Brittany
@JewbieDoo
@heyymrskeen If I don't get my Jeep I've thought about a Tahoe they're so roomy
23 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @heyymrskeen If I don't get my Jeep I've thought about a Tahoe ๐ they're so roomy
Brittany
@JewbieDoo
New update has me like
21 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote New update has me like ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ๐๐ป๐ฆ
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20 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"What drugs are you on?"
Pt:"I shot up a lil HURRIN & that shit fo dumb kids,BUYBOUNCE"
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19 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y did u sick a pencil in your penis?"
Pt:"I fell on it"
Doc:"What makes u think I'd believe u?"
Pt:"Isn't that what everybody says?"
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Jewbz
@JewbieDoo
Just booked one trip last night and working on the next one already pic.twitter.com/fAnI2Wfly1
07 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just booked one trip last night and working on the next one already ๐ http://t.co/fAnI2Wfly1
Jewbz
@JewbieDoo
Well I was called by a travel nursing recruiter today so there's that
06 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Well I was called by a travel nursing recruiter today so there's that ๐๐ผ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐