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Jane Austen Powers
@Jon_Christian
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of non-potable water
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howdy. i'm the sheriff of non-potable water
Retweet of status by @EverySheriff
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Jon Christian
@Jon_Christian
Shoot for the Moon, even if you miss you'll land in the cold embrace of the void
Retweet of status by @JakeOfTheFuture
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Jon Christian
@Jon_Christian
Every morning my beautiful wife wakes me up by screaming "AWW SKEET SKEET GOD DAMN" directly into my Ear
Jon Christian
@Jon_Christian
summoning circle, hopes this works
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Jon Christian
@Jon_Christian
It's a well-kept secret that Futurism runs some absolutely editorial cartoons pic.twitter.com/tmSFIfv8ht
Jon Witchtian π§
@Jon_Christian
I love everything about this van I saw, including its wooden bumper pic.twitter.com/WDA4bwOWRn
Jon Witchian π§
@Jon_Christian
@swodinsky need to find the right keyword
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Jon Christian π΅
@Jon_Christian
Bless this doggo watching herself win a contest pic.twitter.com/1C9IopMmdB
Jon Christian π΅
@Jon_Christian
She also went on to explain (to the baby) that "mommy used to want to work for one of these, but it didn't pan out" so
Jon Christian
@Jon_Christian
Two Native American metalheads kicked off college tour after a jittery mom called the cops on them β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Jon Christian π§
@Jon_Christian
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
