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Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Arsenal are hilarious, shambolic football club
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Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Imagine sitting down away to your local rivals #NCFC #ITFC pic.twitter.com/fuctwdLqRn
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Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Canβt wait until Iβm belting out Christmas songs on the way to work
Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Can't wait for nights in watching I'm a celeb and 74847373 Christmas films
Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
@jonasknudsen92 Dragging me over the barriers and getting me kicked out! - worth it; what a lad
Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Last night was a different level of drunk jordan
Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Every summer: "Thorpe Park needs to happen". - Never happens
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Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
When adults play red arse... pic.twitter.com/Pt7aia2gPR
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Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Everyone's loving life on holiday, meanwhile I'm in an office full of people who have never heard of deodorant
Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
Wait for it.. pic.twitter.com/QxQVuOplvB
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Jordan Parker
@JordanParkerx
I plan on having an early night every day. - Never happens
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
