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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
So much for sleeping in
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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
And now instead of sleeping, I shall teach myself a new song on the guitar
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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Sitting out back, listening to the rain and conspiracy theory podcasts.. this is my happy place
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
You're really cute and it's ruining my life
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
They waited for me to get off to shoot fireworks but then we pissed off the neighbors so we're headed to the beach to continue
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
'Let You Go' live in Berlin. pic.twitter.com/n8FVczBsYF
Retweet of status by @machinegunkelly
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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
It's been a minute since we've gotten really crazy. Today is that day. Let the shitshow begin.
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
When you pull into the parking lot blaring Bohemian Rhapsody and random people join in
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
I just want the normal gun emoji back so when I threaten someone, it doesn't look like I'm trying to start some kind of water war.
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Zach: "I didn't know you were in the medical field"
Me: "Huh?"
Z: "well you're nursing that beer"
Oh... okay.. #GameOn
Me: "Huh?"
Z: "well you're nursing that beer"
Oh... okay.. #GameOn
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
