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OneManArmy
@JstPenny
And then we thought remembering where the mouth is in the dark was a no-brainer until... twitter.com/idringp/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @FDCOfficial1
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OneManArmy
@JstPenny
Iβm stuck in town
Sugar daddy : How much is your cab ?
Boyfriend : What are you going to do ?
Sugar daddy : How much is your cab ?
Boyfriend : What are you going to do ?
Retweet of status by @faithkwizera2
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OneManArmy
@JstPenny
Someone tell this man that when i said "all i have i give to you" in my vows, it did not include my kebab
Retweet of status by @karungi_kristen
OneManArmy
@JstPenny
Lmooo.....guess they sung this song for me then twitter.com/Evelyn_Nakayi/β¦ pic.twitter.com/58wgw0ro4L
Retweet of status by @MarthaKayug
OneManArmy
@JstPenny
If guys want us to pay half the bill in the bar, they should start twerking too. Division of labor
Retweet of status by @ugawoman01
OneManArmy
@JstPenny
I made my own version of the coffin guys meme pic.twitter.com/IR4t9xbR2M
Retweet of status by @_harrisonJNR
OneManArmy
@JstPenny
I must have a baby by 2021, so I'm starting the games this year. Help me God
Retweet of status by @REALCARTHIE
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OneManArmy
@JstPenny
I almost dodged work because of rain but I remembered I am βreplaceable
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OneManArmy
@JstPenny
Yβall niggas be unemployed yet getting girls pregnant during sex...How come your sperm works but you donβt?? Nonsense
Retweet of status by @Jennifer_narnor
OneManArmy
@JstPenny
Could all the men on the TL please state your job title and salary? Us women just want to see something... thanks.
Retweet of status by @WhiteheadComm
OneManArmy
@JstPenny
Retweet when you see it pic.twitter.com/lk4EPos9ij
Retweet of status by @deryckPro
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
