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@JulieSnark
I'm getting a colonoscopy tomorrow morning and I cannot wait. Ass play and Anesthesia
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@JulieSnark
Forgot my phone at home this AM. Didn't have it all day until now. Felt good not to be tied to it.
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@JulieSnark
That one person you hate and love so much...
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@JulieSnark
#Top4ReasonsWhy I'm happy :
1) my family is healthy
2) we have a roof over our heads
3) IDGAF what others think
4) I'm alive
1) my family is healthy
2) we have a roof over our heads
3) IDGAF what others think
4) I'm alive
Retweet of status by @jmariec36ghost
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@JulieSnark
I might be,.,.a little fucked up..,
Love me bitches
Love me bitches
Retweet of status by @texasstalkermom
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@JulieSnark
How to get abs after 40:
Be at least 40. Murder a buff dude fresh out the gym. Drag him home.
BOOM ABS
Be at least 40. Murder a buff dude fresh out the gym. Drag him home.
BOOM ABS
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@JulieSnark
Don't text me and ask how I am if you're not willing to listen.
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*It will make you lose weight, cook meals perfectly & make your feet stop aching!!
(Tiny Print) *Results not typical
Fucking liars
(Tiny Print) *Results not typical
Fucking liars
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@JulieSnark
When your child hurts, everything hurts, especially when you can't fix it.
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@JulieSnark
Everyone wish @envydatropic a big Happy Birthday!
Party in The Backyard Tonight!
(Must bring your dog to enter )
#EnvyDaBday
Party in The Backyard Tonight!
(Must bring your dog to enter )
#EnvyDaBday
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@JulieSnark
Your dog is so adorable!
-Me sexting
-Me sexting
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
