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@JustinPatel
@jonpaul_mcgrane I bet he gets his subs worth
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Justin
@JustinPatel
He's only gone and moved again, all the best down south @ConorScott_. Tinder is really good down there pic.twitter.com/HTQ76XBanw
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Justin
@JustinPatel
Justin
@JustinPatel
@harryowen6_ I was very close to popping over on Saturday but plans fell through. I'll be in touch
Justin
@JustinPatel
I've gathered 3 McDonald's meals in leftovers in the back of my car. Any recent passengers want to own up
Justin
@JustinPatel
Dad- 'what would you give that presenter out of 10' me- '9' dad- 'I'd give her 1' balv you seed I'm telling mum
Justin
@JustinPatel
@MollyJoRiordan she's losing the flippin plot molls
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Justin
@JustinPatel
@ElleryHodson my gay friend @ConorScott_ !! Who else?? Ohhhhhh I know
Justin
@JustinPatel
@gouldie92 @UKBanter I'm never in your taxi home! I'm always pesting someone to take me home #dog
Justin
@JustinPatel
Someone finally picked up on my @mornemorkel65 spin. Fuck you @matthewseddon9 #pianoplayboy
Justin
@JustinPatel
Half an hour with David Gower
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
