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Kate Johnson: Hex Appeal out NOW!
@K8JohnsonAuthor
‘Quote of the Day’: Zen and now
“A woman cuts the hem of a kimono so as not to wake her cat”
Sei Shōnagon pic.twitter.com/fgTHedJyAt
“A woman cuts the hem of a kimono so as not to wake her cat”
Sei Shōnagon pic.twitter.com/fgTHedJyAt
Retweet of status by @PatchLimb
26 Nov 22
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“A woman cuts the hem of a kimono so as not to wake her cat”
✂️ Sei Shōnagon https://t.co/fgTHedJyAt
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
Will Smith vs. Chris Rock
This is the best I could do for you on an iPhone with one bar of WIFI abroad Last… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
This is the best I could do for you on an iPhone with one bar of WIFI abroad Last… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @munyachawawa
28 Mar 22
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This is the best I could do for you on an iPhone with one bar of WIFI abroad 😂 Last… https://t.co/dSYkWJ2OFu
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
Just seen this on Facebook and absolutely pissed! pic.twitter.com/I63j2JN86d
Retweet of status by @Afterglow85
22 Nov 21
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
I assume that if you're going to #BoycottAldi, then you'll also be boycotting hospitals
Retweet of status by @Karenlovecheese
19 Nov 21
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
Dave (the comedy channel)’s ident card just said: “Thanks Sean.” #SeanLock
18 Aug 21
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
@BeulahBukowski I mean I would really love to write that. Yours sounds like an episode of Sex & the City
30 Jan 20
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Kate “no relation” Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
Genuinely loving this #WDYTYA with Jack Whitehall and his dad. “Who would ever send a child off to boarding school? It’s barbaric.”
05 Aug 19
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
This Valentine's Day I am:
single
taken
just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry, and I’m not throwing away my shot!
single
taken
just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry, and I’m not throwing away my shot!
Retweet of status by @linmanuelmemes
14 Feb 19
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⚪️ single
⚪️ taken
🔘 just like my country, I’m young, scrappy and hungry, and I’m not throwing away my shot!
Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
@JoannaCannon @LisaHillie Ben Whishaw. He was the hero of one of my books last year
09 Feb 19
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
Absolutely certain I can hear Demon Puppy snoring.
07 Feb 19
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Kate Johnson
@K8JohnsonAuthor
“Every Republican on the committee is a white man, so they brought in a woman to question her.” Nice, BBC.
27 Sep 18
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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