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honey bunny
@KELSHOWL
I cannot put my finger on it but the new paramore single is good—I just do not like the chorus it’s giving sitcom… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
my car really got stuck on train tracks and we had to push it off while a train was coming…i wish i was making this shit up
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flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
Thanks everyone twitter.com/caitlingilbs/s… pic.twitter.com/UEmAZ30WA0
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flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
If anyone has prayers to offer up, please pray that my avocado will be ripe by lunch time tomorrow
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flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
lost ten more followers. what am i doing? is it my personality? because i can get worse
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flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
I love when women tell men to shut up with their whole chest
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flapjack4000
@KELSHOWL
fun fact they first met when she was 12 and he was 34 twitter.com/thatgirlneedsx…
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RedBull Wilson
@KELSHOWL
Me saying “period” after the prayer when everyone else is says amen
RedBull Wilson
@KELSHOWL
u got it covered I can't get a thot in edgewise (thank u @HayMeganKay) pic.twitter.com/Iusu3YIzJT
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meth jr.
@KELSHOWL
Just found out my girlfriend is a lesbian
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
