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@KMADrunner
Hate to say it, but I'm going to heaven because I've been 'ing all the religious quotes/prayers.
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@KMADrunner
Unfollowing me makes you look fat.
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@KMADrunner
Wonder how fast my neighbors would contact the FBI/CIA if when they searched for wifi and they see mine renamed to...
Terrorists
Terrorists
๐KMAD๐
@KMADrunner
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@KMADrunner
Remember, everything is negotiable
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@KMADrunner
Hold onto every genuine person you find.
They are hard to come by
They are hard to come by
Retweet of status by @trishm426
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@KMADrunner
Anxiety Puffs the breakfast cereal that doesn't snap, crackle or pop it just silently judges you.
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Guys, I watch you sitting at the red light sucking on that soft drink straw.
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@KMADrunner
I'm blocked! Oh my, what will I do?
DAMK
@KMADrunner
You're damn right I'm an over protective father, anyone messes with my daughter and they might not live to regret it
Retweet of status by @Tedebearspencer
DAMK
@KMADrunner
Him: Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Me: Omg, I'm sicilian and Uncle Guido can be here in .05 seconds!
Italian St. Patricks Day
Me: Omg, I'm sicilian and Uncle Guido can be here in .05 seconds!
Italian St. Patricks Day
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
