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Oil Pan King 👑
@Kelton_Villard
Snapchat memories can suck a toe
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Beanpole
@Kelton_Villard
taxation is theft, AINT NO WAY you take $1000 away from me
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Beanpole
@Kelton_Villard
My girlfriend is way out of my league
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Beanpole
@Kelton_Villard
I only talk to a few people daily and when those few people are busy I get so bored and lonely
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Wee Todd Woody
@Kelton_Villard
The fact that I’m not allowed to drink at work is fucking childish
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Woodrow Wasted
@Kelton_Villard
Y’all remember those Eyewitness videos we watched in science class? Had that catchy ass theme song and a parrot flew around a museum
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Farm Trok Fainter
@Kelton_Villard
Unpopular opinion but missionary isn’t boring, YOU are boring
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Farm Trok Fainter
@Kelton_Villard
@n_welds You daft fuck. I didn’t tag ya so the world didn’t know
Chief Dickhead
@Kelton_Villard
@tawnyoconnor18 Nevermind. There’s nothing to do in Gillette. Well come see you
Woody
@Kelton_Villard
I kinda want a girlfriend, but not someone who’s been seen partially naked by all of Twitter
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
