iEmoji Feeds @Kevin Farzad (KevinFarzad)
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Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
Gentle reminder: Stop scrolling. Take a break from your screen. Close your eyes. Imagine Ted Cruz getting kicked by a horse
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Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
Fall is HERE and that means
- pumpkins
- scarves
- scented candles
- western civilization hanging by a thread
- apple picking
- pumpkins
- scarves
- scented candles
- western civilization hanging by a thread
- apple picking
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Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
@emilynava Ty Emily
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
@r_shoemaker This is good every time
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
I want a relationship like this pic.twitter.com/0qVa52dq2m
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
(Nuclear mushroom cloud appears over horizon)
My daughter: daddy I'm scared
Me: Aww do you need a safe space?? Lmao @ ur liberal tears
My daughter: daddy I'm scared
Me: Aww do you need a safe space?? Lmao @ ur liberal tears
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
If ur mad at teens not knowing Bowie u 1) sound like a crotchety old man & 2) they get to hear Bowie for the 1st time which is (teen term)
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Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
Tinder is fun but when you're done messing around and you're looking for a provider, you can find me on Farmers Only
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
stages of Trump running for president
funny
funny&scary
ok when does this end
are u serious
I Love Supreme Leader Trump He Is Kind & Wise
funny
funny&scary
ok when does this end
are u serious
I Love Supreme Leader Trump He Is Kind & Wise
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
Thank god I do not live in the emoji world where rats are as big as horses
Kevin Farzad
@KevinFarzad
This emoji is actually a pizza delivery girl who just showed up & is about to realize she left the pizzas at the restaurant:
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
