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@Khordeleah
May Our Parents live long to reap the fruits of their Labour!!! Amin!!
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Olori.
@Khordeleah
Funniest thing happened in church today
Pastor: turn to your neighbor & say I have an advocate
Neighbor turns: I have... Ahh Kiki aw iz u?
Pastor: turn to your neighbor & say I have an advocate
Neighbor turns: I have... Ahh Kiki aw iz u?
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@Khordeleah
Yesterday at the airport, some dude knocked on a clearly occupied bathroom stall, person inside replied "come in" I died
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Olori.
@Khordeleah
Get you a partner that's committed to understanding you..
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Olori.
@Khordeleah
When your swagga is confident but container has not landed...
Eez God!
Eez God!
Olori.
@Khordeleah
Acne will flee
Pimples will die
Bellyfat will evaporate
Eyebags will deflate
Hips go protrude
Bum go gain weight
Bank account go flourish
Pimples will die
Bellyfat will evaporate
Eyebags will deflate
Hips go protrude
Bum go gain weight
Bank account go flourish
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@Khordeleah
When I get my own house, I'm going buy a large jar and fill it up with Skittles
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Olori.
@Khordeleah
I thought titanic was a sad story till i found out they didn't allow blacks in the ship.
karma never disappoints pic.twitter.com/9yq3OjAsC5
karma never disappoints pic.twitter.com/9yq3OjAsC5
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Olori.
@Khordeleah
Thank you Jesus
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Olori.
@Khordeleah
me when me & bae move in together pic.twitter.com/zwZq0hisZ9
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...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
