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Seriously though...how do you date a cop and not make handcuff jokes?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
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@KissLikeHockey
Lmao that's when you're like... Get. In. My. Ambulance. twitter.com/kisslikehockeyβ¦
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@KissLikeHockey you kidding me. I AM a professional and I use that
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@KissLikeHockey
Girls who get out of a relationship and are onto a new guy 2 days later really piss me off can't go from guy to guy like they're exhibits
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@KissLikeHockey
I'm never tan. Never. I burn then peel back into paleness. twitter.com/KissLikeHockeyβ¦
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@KissLikeHockey
Friend: You poor thing...
Me: Don't bring my financial status into this
Me: Don't bring my financial status into this
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@KissLikeHockey
Partner got me a venti peppermint mocha at Starbucks. I don't really drink Starbucks, but it was so sweet of him that I must drink it all!
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Dumbledore and I don't want you too babe you're so lucky you don't deserve to be my princess. Damn I'm a savage twitter.com/kisslikehockeyβ¦
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@KissLikeHockey
So I'd been asking Santa for a boyfriend all year... He delivered my gift 3 months early.
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@KissLikeHockey
@EMTSouthern @KissLikeHockey looks like we need to read this twitter.com/blondeinkevlarβ¦
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@KissLikeHockey
After this week, I really need to get taken out...either on a date or by a sniper; either one works at this point
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
