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@Korsoto
Men taste buds like bitter things, like beer, and women taste buds like sweet things, like chocolate... I think my tongue is a woman!
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@Korsoto
My cramps hurt so bad I hate having my period at the end of the month.
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@Korsoto
I grabbed the wrong drink off the Starbucks counter! I got scared and threw it in the trash, grabbed my drink, and ran out the store!
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
I want to go to lacma, and see Jurassic World, and hike, and eat iced creams, and swim in the ocean, and go to dland.
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
I'm very excited about the woman $10 bill and I'd like to thank everyone in advance for nominating me as a candidate.
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
F word I can't wait for Halloween
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Omg it's so hot my fagina is sweating
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@Korsoto
Yay Colleen is getting married today! ha just kidding April fools.
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
When bae sent you a snapchat but you know he sent it to all his friends...
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
@Korsoto Da Fuq Kory. Are you some kind of Japanese hippie now?
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Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
